You've been thanking God for food you haven't tasted yet. That's not what Torah commands. Devarim (Deuteronomy) 8:10 puts the blessing after the meal — after the hunger is gone and the provision is real.
Cathy Colver Garland has earned a seat at the table. Bible nerd, deliverance minister, and the kind of writer who spends six months on a Hebrew name and comes back with something that changes everything. Welcome her right.